A funky number about the hardest part of being a new dad.
lyrics
I’ve got terrific tonsils, I’m all about my nostrils
From caudal to the rostral my head is quite the best
I like my esophagus, my elbow’s an Adonis
My pinkies are as promised, so why am I depressed?
Better get this off my chest
Useless nipples, nothing’s coming outta me, not even a dribble
Stupid nipples, why do I have them anyway these dumb permanent pimples
I’ve got a bangin’ bottom but I can’t make colostrum
My nips are dry as cotton, someone turn on the spout
And then my areolas will produce coca cola
And it will cure ebola, of that I have no doubt
This is what I dream about
Useless nipples, nothing’s coming outta me, not even a dribble
Stupid nipples, I’m tryin to make waves but I can’t even make a ripple
Maybe if I grow an additional one, baby I will feed you make my rivers run
But the dream’s deferred before it’s even begun, all evaporated like a raisin in the sun
Useless nipples, nothing’s coming outta me, not even a trickle
Stupid nipples, don’t matter if it’s single, double or a triple
Useless nipples, I wanna change the world but all my dreams they always fizzle
Stupid nipples, I want my mammaries, I want my mammaries
Baby cancha see? I want my mammaries.
credits
from Dad Songs,
released January 11, 2021
Lyrics by Mickey PG
Music by Mickey PG and the Overshare
Mickey PG: Vocals, guitar, recording engineer
Mike Razo: Bass, drums, percussion
Ilia Gelfat: Lead guitar
Manny Ramos: Keys
I write and perform ridiculous and occasionally serious songs. I'm donating 100% of my revenue share from this site to Feeding America. Thank you for feeding needing families whilst rocking out ridiculously.
Lead singer Jamie Frey is the reason I started LISTENING to music, not to mention playing it. The track "Breakup With Your Boyfriend" inspired me to write my classic song Down to Earth. Mickey PG and The Overshare
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