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1.
Should 02:49
I should be saving for retirement And I should be saving the environment I should be doing my taxes and learning to sail I should practice my backflips while cooking some kale Ought must should Ought must should So why am I sitting here singing this song to you? When there are 8 million things that I really should do? Oh shit I should myself again I should be paying my library fines I should be painting anti-Trump signs I should be changing my diet by cutting out snacks I should be starting a riot to help seals club back Ought must should Ought must should So why do I sit here watching porn while sniffing glue? When I should be rushing down to torch the city zoo? Oh shit I should myself again I should really stop feeling so guilty That’s right shame on me I should make my humor less filthy And show maturity (RIDICULOUS SOUNDS) Oh shit I should myself again
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Bald 02:25
Crisis of identity Who’s that weird guy? No it ain’t it me, oh no For I’m not the boy that I used to be I’m a grown ass man as you can see And I think I’ve found my true destiny Out in the street I get called Baaaaallllllldddd I’m goin’ baaaaaaallllllld See that spot where there’s no hair You know it wasn’t always there oh no But time has a way of proceeding Like hairlines have ways of receding With this clean dome I’ll need no comb Destiny best not be stalled Baaaaallllllldddd I’m goin baaaaaaallllllld Once I had a fro, where did it go? Ohhhhh oh no! Once I had some dreads, dangling from my head but those days are dead Once I had a mullet. Baaaaallllllldddd It's good I'm baaaaaaallllllld Toupeeeeeeeee Oh no no waaaaay no toupee I'm staying baaaaaaallllllld I’m proud and baaaaaalllldddd Once more! Baaaaallllllldddd I’m goin baaaaaaallllllld No hair!
3.
Floor 02:47
You say that I should buy a table I would, if only I were able But I could not spend a single penny more And you know that you like it on the floor You say that I should buy a bed I'd rather buy some motherfucking bread Can't eat mattress for breakfast, what do I need it for? And you know that you like it on the floor The floor, the floor, you like it on the floor Never on the ceiling, the windows, or the door Why would I ever buy any furniture When you know that you like it on the floor You say I should go to Ikea I don't think that’s such a good idea Why do I need to build it if I buy it at the store You know what we already have? a floor You say that I should go to bank There’s nothing for me there, let me be frank There’s really nothing lower than my credit score But well, at least you like it on the floor The floor, the floor, you like it on the floor Never in a basket, or a casket, or a drawer Why would I need more obstacles? I do not do Parkour! When you know that you like it on the floor The floor, the floor, you like it on the floor Never in Chernobyl or Iraq or Jersey Shore You don't need a four seat dining set to be hardcore When you know that you like it, you know that you like it You know that you like it on the floor
4.
CVS 03:27
I’m goin’ crazy in CVS My baby deserves the best Crazy in CVS Get up out my way ‘Cause I’ve got shopping to do Ain’t got time for you Yeah I gotta go buy a few hundred paper plates And some Advil and Tums and some hot pockets Here I am in the pharmacy Gotta get wet wipes for my lady Buy four get a loofa free I’m flirting with insanity I ain’t never going to Rite Aid No Walgreens won’t get me laid My baby needs band aids Where the hell are they? I’m lost like an out-of-towner Prescription, over the counter Somebody call the bouncer come take me away For I’ve frozen my face to the glasses case Here I am in the pharmacy Is that Captain Crunch in line with me? Gonna get sunscreen for the beach Open all the diapers take one of each! Now I’m starting to fear I might never get outta here Nor get back to you, my dear Here now, I must stay Wanderin’ from aisle Sporting a serpent’s smile Spent my life in denial, but well, Namaste This is where I belong with three dollar thongs And I’m still in the pharmacy Gotta get a pet shark for my lady But found a new reality Oh, some night out it’s been for me! CVS!
5.
Hey there you seem really tense, relax relax! Really it’s the best defense, relax relax! Don’t wanna throw out your back, relax relax! Or upset your digestive tract, relax relax! It’s time to chill out and be laid back Don’t be an insomniac, relax relax Don't you get a heart attack, relax relax Settle down I’m warning you Or soon I will be mourning you Stress is a seriously dangerous thing Think of all the dangers that it brings So you’d better stop worrying Or this will be the last song you’ll be singing Stress will get you super sick relax relax! Better get zen really quick relax relax! Listen to some Enya and relax relax! Eat pray love in Kenya and relax relax! Let your troubles roll right off your back Everything will be ok relax relax You don’t wanna die today relax relax You’re gonna get an ulcer Then become food for vultures Stress is a seriously dangerous thing Think of all the dangers that it brings So you’d better stop worrying And you’d better start meditating AAAAHH! Find a brand new spirit path Light some candles, draw a bath Lay right down, close your eyes Wake up, your house is on fire! Relax! Relax! CALM DOWN!
6.
Vinaigrette 04:08
Vinaigrette, vinaigrette Make sure the table’s set Vinaigrette, vinaigrette You ain’t tasted nothin’ yet Stop all yo’ stressing while I sing you this ballad I’ll bring the dressing if you bring the salad Or maybe you would settle for a sexy serenade If you don’t want a dressing I can make a marinade All the oil separates so shake it shake it shake it shake it All the boys’ll feels so great they can’t wait to taste it Vinaigrette, vinaigrette Make sure the table’s set Vinaigrette, vinaigrette You ain’t tasted nothin’ yet One part is vinegar other part oil Keep in refrigerator so it don’t spoil Slather it on spinach or rub it upon romaine By the time that we finish I just might make you insane Open up the bottle and go drizzle drizzle drizzle drizzle It’s gettin’ so hot in here it’s gonna start to sizzle Vinaigrette, vinaigrette Make sure the table’s set Vinaigrette, vinaigrette You ain’t tasted nothin’ yet A little bit o’ this and a little bit o’ that Turn it right around to check out nutrition facts A little bit o’ this and a little bit o’ that A little bit o’ sodium and saturated fat We’re keeping it healthy, we’re keeping it organic Bring out the red wine, bring out the balsamic Vinaigrette, vinaigrette Make sure the table’s set Vinaigrette, vinaigrette You ain’t tasted nothin’ yet You put in on your lettuce, you put it on your chard, my dressing brings all the girls to the yard y'know...... Just like Marie Antoinette, let them eat kale with vinaigrette Like Romeo and Juliet, Montagues and Capulets, and vinaigrette Don't play Russian Roulette, just eat Russian vinaigrette I've got no regrets, just vinaigrette This song ain't done yet.........
7.
Early Rocker 03:34
I’m a real badass bro with a good guitar Fab folks flock to all my shows from both near and far But it would be real great if we started a bit early ‘Cause if I don’t play by 8, well that’s when I get surly Make love to rock and roll, bathe in all its power And still make it home at a reasonable hour Early to bed, early to rock Lay down my head by 11 o’clock Some folks they said that I’m a square But I’m such an early rocker that I just don’t care I’ve got a REM cycle like you’ve never seen And you’re lookin just like a the girl from my dreams You’re grindin up on me because you wanna get dirty But I’m windin down my evenin’ ‘cause it’s almost ten thirty So come to bed with me and we’ll be snoring all night Then I’ll make you eggs in the morning light Early to bed, early to rock Lay down my head by 11 o’clock Some folks they said that I’m a square But I’m such an early rocker that I just don’t care Go to bed! Stay up all day I’m gonna stay up all day I’m gonna stay up all day with you Get the circadian rhythm goin, get that circadian rhythm goin, get that circadian rhythm goin yeah… Early to bed, early to rock Lay down my head by 11 o’clock Some folks they said that I’m a square But I’m such an early rocker that I just don’t Early to bed, early to rock Lay down my head by 7 o’clock Some folks they said that I’m a square But I’m such an early rocker that I just don’t care Yeah
8.
My Heroine 04:07
I was movin’ fast, I was in a big hurry All the girls around me began to look blurry Feelin’ like a loser and gettin’ kinda worried That I’d never find someone Then I had to slow it down Like a lens I panned around Searching through the foreground, scanning through the back When you came right into focus You know that you’re makin’ me feel like whoaoahoah Girl you know you got an appeal like whoaoahoah I zeroed in, found my heroine, my princess in shining armor So genuine, love what we’re doin, to let you in is such an honor Now and again, I encounter a dragon Try to run away but my energy’s flaggin’ Feelin’ so damn lucky that I can’t help braggin’ That you always rescue me You hold your own in the fight You make me feel like a knight Valiant and stronger, harder and so brave You bet I will follow your lead You know that you’re makin’ me feel like whoaoahoah Girl you know you got an appeal like whoaoahoah I zeroed in, found my heroine, my princess in shining armor So genuine, love what we’re doin, I’ll help you win with all the honor You know that you’re makin’ me feel like whoaoahoah Girl you know you got an appeal like whoaoahoah I zeroed in, found my heroine, my princess in shining armor So genuine, love what we’re doin, to let you in is such an honor I’ll help you win and with all the honor It’s a win win with all the honor
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Strumming on roofs and under bus shelters Singing Dear Prudence and Helter Skelter And other tracks off of the White Album We’re ‘bout as black as powder of talcum But listen while I play you some Chuck Berry all right Tryin’ to be different but I’m not because I’m Just another white guy playin’ guitar Wherever you go, there we are! You can try to run but you’ll never be far From another white guy playin’ guitar Taking smooth tokes of good marijuana Playing smooth folk or Americana At open mics at one in the morning Sounds pretty nice, gets pretty boring Fondling my fender while I make out with the mic Tryin’ to be different but you know I’m just like All the other white guys playin’ guitar Wherever you go, there we are! You can try to run but you’ll never be far From another white guy playin’ guitar Maybe I should take up the harmonica Or perhaps the bagpipes or melodica Or transition to electronica Or become a writer of erotica Just another white guy playin’ guitar Wherever you go, there we are! You can try to run but you’ll never be far From another white guy playin’ guitar Playing guitar, playing guitar…… White guy playing guitar!
10.
Adult 03:34
Drivin’ the speed limit in my clean car Listenin’ to No Limits on NPR Feel so courageous in my Subaru Craze so contagious it might take you too Mmmmm, mmmm yeah yeah Mmmmm, mmmm yeah yeah I got a mortgage, lots of insurance Eat loads of fiber, I watch MacGyver All I wanna do is adult All I wanna do is adult All I wanna do is a All I wanna do is a All I wanna do is adult In past generations it wasn’t a thing A brand new sensation it’s called adulting And I’ve been kidding around for too long But now it’s a comin’ around me so strong Mmmmm, mmmm yeah yeah Mmmmm, mmmm yeah yeah Right now my wish is to do the dishes Take out the trash bin, take baby aspirin All I wanna do is adult All I wanna do is adult All I wanna do is a All I wanna do is a All I wanna do is adult It’s time to write my will Because I might get killed Lower cholesterol Limit my alcohol Get a ROTH IRA What’s a ROTH IRA? I don’t know but it sounds sexy Learn to cook with cumin, listen to Randy Newman Learn to cook with cumin, groove to Randy Newman All I wanna do is adult All I wanna do is adult All I wanna do is a All I wanna do is a All I wanna do is adult All I wanna do is a All I wanna do is a All I wanna do is adult until it’s time to die
11.
Binary Bride 03:27
I was in terror, a menacing error upon my screen I couldn’t log in, so I used my noggin and called IT I brought you my PC, you fixed it so easy while looking cute Then I started dealing with fabulous feelings I can’t compute Let’s go to the library Won’t you be my Binary bride, you read me like code Binary bride, you need me in your life You are my hero, yes you’re so much fun I am the zero for you are the one You’re hotter than lava and fluent in java let’s share the night May I be your man for my heart holds more than a terabyte So glad you found me, wrap yourself around me like a python Turn up the volume, I promise you I’ll do the best icon Won’t you be my primary Won’t you be my Binary bride, you read me like code Binary bride, you need me in your life You are my hero, yes you’re so much fun I am the zero for you are the one I don’t really care if you barely go outside All that matters to me is that you’re my Binary bride, you read me like code Binary bride, you need me in your life You are my hero, yes you’re so much fun I am the zero for you are the one I am the zero for you are the one
12.
Come on everybody, better get out my way Kept down long enough, I am a man today Ready to hit the town, let there be no mistake Inhale the sweet smoke of three candles on the cake I tell you what to do, I’m the lord of this crib All done with peek a boo, get my Versace bib Too cool for preschool, cold as an icicle Done with the stroller, time for the tricycle Take this town gonna trike up a storm Three long years since the day I was born Round and round let’s trike up a storm Three big wheels and ready for more Rollin’ down the driveway, rims gleaming in the sun No one gets in my way, it’s time to have fun Pop wheelies in the air, playin’ with fire No hands and no breaks, no pacifier! Take this town gonna trike up a storm Three long years since the day I was born Round and round let’s trike up a storm Three big wheels and ready for more On the block they call him the viper in a diaper If he drinks juice after five he gets a little hyper Thirty six months he’s been chained, held and burped and potty trained He will take you down just like a sniper Listen here dad, if that’s even your real name No more hide and seek, ‘cause I’m tired of your games I am my own man now, that you can’t deny I want the whole world to hear me cry waaaahhhh! Take this town gonna trike up a storm Three long years since the day I was born Round and round let’s trike up a storm Three big wheels and ready for more
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In the spring of 2017, history was made when recently emerged adult Mickey PG met Ilia Gelfat, a musician nearly as weird as him. Over the next two years, Mickey collaborated with Ilia and others to write and record the songs on this, his second full length album.

These songs are decidedly more adult than those on Mickey PG Comes of Age, dealing with serious themes such as healthy eating, getting a good night's sleep, going to CVS, and, of course, going bald. The album is released on the eve of perhaps the greatest adulting milestone in Mickey's life: fatherhood.

Mickey PG hopes that you enjoy these songs, and that they serve as a reminder that you are never too old to act ridiculous. He recommends that you read the lyrics, provided for each track.

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released July 17, 2019

A number of folks helped to bring this album together, including Christian DeKnatel, Ilia Gelfat, G.G. Ethan Allen, Mike Razo, Manny Ramos, Cristina Munk, Avner Ash, Danny Pearlstein, Alexandra Ash, Ira Pearlstein, Jamie Frey and Mike Gevaza. Please see individual tracks for specific credits.

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I write and perform ridiculous and occasionally serious songs. I'm donating 100% of my revenue share from this site to Feeding America. Thank you for feeding needing families whilst rocking out ridiculously.

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