In eighth grade I met the girl for me
Tuesday nights on NBC
Knew I had to make you mine
Like a Star Trek nerd and Seven of Nine
Not sure if you’re a freak or a geek
You made me strong when I was feeling weak
You’re good at math but you like the Who
Well Lindsay, baby, I like you

I'm in love with Lindsay Weir
You're meant for me, you know it's clear
I'm sure you know just how I feel
It's sure too bad you aren't real

You danced with the retarded kid
I like everything you did
Not quite sure where you belong
But you never steered me wrong
You were more than just a sitcom
I wish you could meet my mom
Face it Lindz, there is no other
Even though I’m a lot like your brother

I'm in love with Lindsay Weir
You're meant for me, you know it's clear
I'm sure you know just how I feel
It's sure too bad you aren't real

Americans like bad TV
(Come on, you gotta believe me)
For example the OC
(Come on, come outta the TV)
Those motherfuckers got you cancelled
(Come on, you gotta believe me)
Well that’s way more than I can handle
(Come on, come outta the TV)
But you’ll always be close to me
(Come on, you gotta believe me)
I’ve got you on DVD
(Come on, come outta the TV)

I'm in love with Lindsay Weir
You're meant for me, you know it's clear
I'm sure you know just how I feel
It's sure too bad you aren't real

Come on, you gotta believe me
Come on, come outta the TV
For my dad it was I Dream of Jeannie
Come out of the TV screen